Childhood Rant Time:

I swear I’m the only Wisconsinite who’s been to the Dells and didn’t go Noah’s Ark. Or Kalahari. My parents were cheapsakes through my childhood. So I experienced everything else.

I’ve been to Tommy Bartlett’s Exploratory and in that sketchy Russian space capsule more than once. And my brother and I were left to that upsidedown mansion once while the ‘rents were doing some time share thing. And then there was the time I and some friends met up at Mount Olympus…in the the winter. Needless to say there is a lot less to do in February. 

Oh Dells, you’ve left me with some weird memories.